Cougars, Inc. (2011)

Cougars, Inc.One can only wonder what,first time writer,director and producer,K.Asher Levin was trying to get across to his viewing audience. I'm still trying to decide what storyline he was sttempting for the audience to understand much less follow,for a first time director,he won't be mistaken for a Steven Spielberg,out the gate,he decides to tell his story by the use of paper

inserts,that let the audience know what the next scene will be. Poor decision,Mr.Levin,if I can't follow the story your attempting to convey,don't insult me by using some other type of means, learn your craft before decide to direct a film!

Hopefully,Mr. Levin this was a learning experience for you or maybe your better suited to be a producer and possible a writer,

I have to at least give you credit for putting together a good cast of actors,even if I do feel the best acting was done by

James Belushi in this film,for a seasoned television actress,the like's of Kathryn Morris(Cold Case)just did not come across,as believable character, had there not been the insert & bar scene,which by the way,I've know a few bartender's and not one of them would have served acohol to a 17 year old,the part played by Kyle Gallner(Veronica Mars)which led to the first sex scene between him and Kathryn Morris. There again,not a believable scene,as a matter of fact,non of this movie seemed to make sense. I have to assume that the director's intent was left on the cutting room floor,its the main reason for giving this film, a one star,I could have possible giving it a two & 1/2 star for the actors that were part of the film,Denise Richards along with Sarah Hyland, the other notable characters were the sons of James Belushi & Eddie Murphy.

Don't waste your time or money on purchasing the this DVD or Blu-Ray edition,it was a disappointment,the actors in this film are more talented than this and they certainly couldn't have done it for the paycheck they received!

If you can get passed the idea that women who are as hot as Denise Richards needs someone to set them up with young boys for sex, you might enjoy the film... and oh yes, she is willing to pay for it too. Kyle Gallner plays Sam, a high school boy whose mom was a former playmate. He is a self describe victim of circumstance as he has been kicked out of multiple boarding schools. He finally finds one where it seems he can finish his education only to find out that the money has run out. He goes to a bar and meets Alison (Kathyrn Morris) whose husband cheats on her. He flatters her and the next thing you know they are in a motel room. The next day she leaves a note and a check. He mentions this to his new friends who suggest they start a "risky business" as teen boys for cougars.

The guys go on-line to meet more cougars in need and bring in more boys for a business that lasts for about a music montage. Sam has met a girl his own age and wants to end his relationship with "Mrs. Robinson."

Jim Belushi plays the overly cool school master who says, "Woman: What do you need to know about them? You tell the good looking ones they're smart and the smart ones they're good looking."

Sex, nudity (not Denise Richards), and Denise Richards' potty mouth.

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I really liked this movie except that Sam chose to be with immature but sexually active Courtney (Sarah Hyland, "Modern Family"), who is around his age. He did have "good" times with beautiful and irresistible Alison (Kathryn Morris, "Cold Case"). Seeing the other teen males with older women (Denise Richards as Judy and other women unknown) was a turn-on for me.

If only the same thing happened to me when I was a teenager...

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I thought the film was great! I gave it five stars despite the fact that the characters could have been more developed, I thought the acting made up for it! The acting was superb! Denise Richards is amazing! For those reviewers that gave it a bad review they're taking life way too serious. I also love the fact that Eddie Murphy's son makes his freshman debut in this film!! He does a subperb job, pleasantly reminiscent of his dad!!! Especially, the makeout scene! Hilarious!!! This is not meant to be a thought provoking film with depth as in Dead Poet's Society. It's fun, funny, and superficial while making no apologies for it!!! As a matter of fact the lead character makes that clear at the outset!! This will truly be a cultural, cult film in years to come as the term "Cougar" is forever etched into America's subcubtural history!! :0)))

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I wanted a collegiate farce. That's what you get here. Strong performances (I think) by Jim (definite) and Kyle (sort of). Mindless entertainment, but worth a shot!

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